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These do not taste like pretzels. They taste like sadness.

I just got this tea. I want to marry it and have like a million of its babies. So I recommend it.

This isn't bad, but the flavor is a lot more subtle than I'd hoped, especially compared to that of other Harney and Sons teas that I've purchased. I kind of expected to take a sip and have some kind of Proustian madeleine experience, where I remember carving jack-o'-lantern in my youth... It didn't quite happen, but I guess that's a lot to expect. But it's a nice, mild tea.

This helps bacterial vaginosis. Since the only other way I know of to fix BV is to wait it out or see a gynecologist, this product is a godsend.

These are not pleasant. I sort of expected they wouldn't be, but when I ordered them, I was longing for the kinda-trashy comfort foods I grew up with. They both fail to be healthy (sure, healthier than regular Pop Tarts, but really, be honest, if you're ordering these, you're not thinking of health first and foremost) and fail to meet that "I-know-it's-bad-for-me-but-it's-tasty" charm I was hoping for.

This smells amazing, but it kind of tastes just like black tea.